By P4ntless - 26/10/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I'm single. Last night, I decided it would be silly to leave my phone in my car before I went to my roommate's brother's birthday party. Highlights of the evening include: Beer Pong, a keg stand, and breaking up with my girlfriend via text message. I don't remember the last one. She does. FML
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alicexox 0

isn't the saying: drunk words are sober thoughts? It's not so bad, you obviously wanted to break up with her anyway right? :)

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nando92 0

haha that sucks... LESSON LEARNED: dont drink so much

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Yarrachel 16

Darn, and I almost won!

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lizzy337 0

Wow...you know there's a app that stops drunk texting?? Something you should consider getting.

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alex_vik 0

There's an app for everything except getting that annoying guy to shut up about it.

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venomxprodigy 0

actually there is an app or you could just tell him to stfu yourself now we just need an app to tell the guy telling the annoying guy to shut up(I have just created a paradox oh yeah)

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Skull_300 0

Sounds like you have a problem...a drinking problem. Good luck to you. ps...Now that you're a Loner, go play with your Boner! haaa haaa

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perdix 29

Were you still drunk when you wrote this?

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resonant14 0

Perhaps if you had left your phone in your car, it would have been stolen. I'd chalk this up as a hypothetical win - If anything, you'll save money now that you don't have a girlfriend... you thrifty devil, you.

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srgntawesome 0

Stop spending so much time on fml.damn, see the sun

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lexi_cacao 0

I totally moderated something like this ages ago. This can't be original.

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zee209 0

I don't like how this is worded...It kind of makes it confusing...and makes you sound like a stuck up jerk too.

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