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Bullshit. It's his fault. Also, thank you for your WONDERFUL, INSIGHTFUL comment.
He's busy fighting a bunch of paternity suits.
Idiot... you didn't send her a text message. Someone else at the party played a joke on you: they got hold of your phone, looked up your girlfriend in your contacts, and sent the message. File that one under "duh". Even if you DID send the message, this story is the obvious cover.
Besides, if you black out from drinking beer, you have much bigger problems than an angry ex-girlfriend.
Win!
I think people are mising the FML. Unless there's enough proof against OP for breaking up with her, I call shenanigans. If he says he left the phone in the car, that means the girl made it up just for the sake of breaking up with her.
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isn't the saying: drunk words are sober thoughts? It's not so bad, you obviously wanted to break up with her anyway right? :)
haha that sucks... LESSON LEARNED: dont drink so much