Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML

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By nakcba - 15/02/2011 10:21

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

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Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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Right back at ya!

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I had just got a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I thought it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if you're going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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Aelaena 6

Friday 29 May 2009 12:35

Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.

zmiddz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:08

Gangbangers drink milkshakes?

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rukusrazor 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:20

#9 - What do you mean "Those people" ? #33 - I LOL'ed

calicokitea 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:31

You know... I hate seeing all these "you should not have been blasting your music anyway..." people's definition of "blasting" can be different, maybe this person wasn't really blaring it extremely loud. Convertibles have a knack for sending out the music in any direction and making it easy to hear... I'd say due to the lack of windows and a top. And you all really need to let go. It irks you for a mere 30 seconds while sitting at a traffic light, deal with it. Don't be stuffy, and let people have their own enjoyment. I hate it when people bitch about loud music from cars.

dearcourtney 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:32

seriously? blasting music is not that big of a deal, get over it. at most, you'll have to deal for a couple of minutes. you'll live, i promise. FYL to the max.

shananigans 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:35

People in convertibles who blast their music are freaking annoying. No one wants to listen to your music but you. But FYL for the ruined seats, that was uncalled for.

PAH108 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:39

YDI for having animals killed so you can sit on their skin.

neverland_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:40

God. That's just nasty. I think, even without the music, they would have done that to you. They were just looking for someone's day to ruin. Did you get the license plate number? You can call the cops and have those nasty pricks pay for your damages.

the_space_pope 2

Friday 29 May 2009 16:42

Even though blasting your music at a stop light (regardless of what kind it is) without you being sealed in is rather pretentious, this was still uncalled for. I hope you got a license plate number or something. I think that has to at least be hit and run.

thelonelylurker 0

Friday 29 May 2009 17:00

Kind of douchy to blast any kind of music in a convertible with the top down. YDI.

cattoe7 0

Friday 29 May 2009 17:00

o gosh.. what douchers.. that makes me angry.. i want to throw poop at people that listen to rap.. its not even music its just a bunch of stupid noise.. happy points for you for listening to rock=)