By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Uh..well.. um....wow... I'm at a loss... FYL Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

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perdix 29

Give the man a dollar to wipe with. And I mean a dollar bill. Giving him three quarters, four nickels and five pennies would be cruel.

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kayC7 0

Why did you go up to him if you knew he was doing poo? Sorry, but that's just stupid. This would be the homeless man's FML: Today, a fellow hobo watched me as I pooed. FML

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cheetahboo2010 5

Hello? You TOTALLY should leave hobos alone when they poop by your car. Where else would they?! :P

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FarSide 22

By YOUR car. You obviously would not care.

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skyeyez9 24

it was me. I crapped next to your car..... damn colitis.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

I thought that was cleared up, like, 2 weeks ago.....

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asafetybuzz 0

dude. he was taking a shit in public. that's not cool, homeless or not. there are definitely public restrooms to take ***** in.

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ElNegroHombre 0

I hate these today I learned ones there not even funny

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TheOtherNewest1 6

Pfft. You shouldn't have walked into his bathroom while he was taking a shit. Not cool, man.

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