By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Uh..well.. um....wow... I'm at a loss... FYL Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

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perdix 29

Give the man a dollar to wipe with. And I mean a dollar bill. Giving him three quarters, four nickels and five pennies would be cruel.

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Avenging_Angel 0

The way you worded this makes it sound like the car was the one taking a shit, not the hobo.

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Joeboy777 0

i saw this one in the madoration section. i didnt vot it

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lil_cig 0

#4: actually, it's hobo shit.

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FarSide 22

So, why would you walk up by your car, pooping? You couldn't wait until you got to a bathroom?

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FarSide 22

Kiddo, you ought to try and get out of NYC sometime. You have gotten too used to people pissing and ******** on your sidewalks.

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jonny2x4 0

Hobo sounds so old-timey. Why doesn't everyone just use the word "bum" instead.

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jchansfan 0

That'd make this FML confusing lmao "If you walk up to a bum pooping by your car, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML" "Wait, who's Bum is pooping o_O'"

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flower_power96 0

this should be on mylifeisaverage.com not fmylife, thats 2 cool 2 f your life

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bubbles94 0

Not an FML, but holy shit that's funny! lmfao

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clccvideo 0

did he beat you up or something? why do you say the hard way? I would have gotten in whatever side he wasn't near and started up the car, slammed him in the ass with the door and taken off! ha ha :)

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