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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

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By CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 02:55 - United States

Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By jumanji - 23/03/2015 23:19

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

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By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Jick - 26/02/2023 14:00

Today, I was outside when I was suddenly overcome by an intense need to shit. The back door was locked, so I tried to run to the front, but couldn't make it. As I squatted in the bushes, my girlfriend came home unexpectedly. She screamed and called me a sick, disgusting freak. FML

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:29

Uh..well.. um....wow... I'm at a loss... FYL Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

perdix 29

Friday 6 November 2009 0:06

Give the man a dollar to wipe with. And I mean a dollar bill. Giving him three quarters, four nickels and five pennies would be cruel.

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sadistmonkey 19

Friday 6 November 2009 18:41

I was being sarcastic anyway so I figured I wouldn't even check for whether it was correct or not.

Hellsno 0

Friday 6 November 2009 22:26

hahahahaahhaaaa.....

venditus 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 12:40

this is hilarious... picture it pants around the ankels running after you hahaha newspaper in the other hand hahaha

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 11:01

YDI for staring at his junk while he's taking a dump. Even hobos have manners.

ThatStinkz 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 15:59

GUYS! THE HOBO WAS POOPING ON HIS CAR!

mudafish 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:15

Your grammar needs work. That whole sentence was a mess.

Rayn4u_fml 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 18:01

That was a bad move indeed. Shame on you for making assumptions like that! Anyway, how did the hobo chase him if he was busy pooing? With his pants down I assume, but still.....

blessedbre10 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:25

wowww ... that suckx

MeganCello 8

Saturday 13 November 2010 2:01

Most homeless people are insane. (Not trying to be offensive...) But that is why they're homeless. Because they can't hold down a job because there is something wrong mentally.

Raddaya 3

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:02

So he chased you? What stopped you from kicking him in the face while he came close to you?

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