Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with...

By stick - 20/10/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 16:06 - United States - Bellevue

Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML

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By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By Faker - 16/10/2012 21:44 - United States

Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML

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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2012 04:00 - Canada

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

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By dammit - 23/05/2017 04:00

Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML

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By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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great_lawl 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:03

so deserved

0515_dw_090084 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:07

Pretty sure this FML should be this way: Today, this asshole was making fun of me for walking with a cane. so i had to go out of my way to beat his ass with it. A very wasted 5 seconds. FML. karma my friend. ; ]

Comments

thenotoriousmpgs 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:04

obviously you deserved it lol, what an idiot

tony8pie 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:05

Congradulations! You must have worked very hard to become such a horrible person in such a short amount of time!:D

metalmusic99 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:08

i ******, YA MOTHA! just wanted to say that, and you're a dick.

whysoserious22 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:09

should have gone "Today, I realized that I'm an asshole. FML"

fckaduck 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:19

Yeah...no shit.

ayashe 2

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:24

Who makes fun of someone for walking with a cane? YDI you creep!

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:29

gee, thats a hard one to figure out. and its even harder to figure out that men who walk with canes shouldn't be made fun of

igneel54 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:30

you douche. seriously why would anyone do that. get off the site you ignorant bastard

animejen1988 9

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:30

I can't even defend this one. Total YDI.

tahrfarce 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:44

You know, I walk with a cane, and I've got to say, if you make fun of someone crippled and potentially in pain, and don't expect to get beat for it, then you better start picking on quadrapalegics and hope for the best.