Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with...

By stick - 20/10/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 16:06 - United States - Bellevue

Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML

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By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By Faker - 16/10/2012 21:44 - United States

Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML

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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2012 04:00 - Canada

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

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By dammit - 23/05/2017 04:00

Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML

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By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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great_lawl 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:03

so deserved

0515_dw_090084 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:07

Pretty sure this FML should be this way: Today, this asshole was making fun of me for walking with a cane. so i had to go out of my way to beat his ass with it. A very wasted 5 seconds. FML. karma my friend. ; ]

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dawnie1001 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:45

Asswipe.

ShimmyPizza 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:46

YDI, ******* douchebag.

Super_Vegetto 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:56

The OP's jerkin so much, he'll be jerkin solo. Forever

letthemxeatcake 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:57

If it were me, I'd hit you in the happy sacs.

aiezaiza 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:12

ROFL...That's a win for the guy with the cane :D

sjt21 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:14

Why would you make fun of a guy for having a cane? You might need one someday.

crystalelizabeth 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:23

********. you deserved it. -_-

gangsterbert 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:27

**** YOU ****** YDI

adrilem 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:29

a valuable lesson.

blacklite69 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:31

YDI asshole. I hope you end up a paraplegic.

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