By ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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mollysaysrawr_fml 7

OHMYGOD . EW .

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Stepherrss 0

& you havent thought of shaving it yet? what are you waiting for ? cockroaches?

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skyeyez9 24

106: Kinda like how the remora fish tag along underneath sharks. To eat all the scraps.

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JungleDisorder 0

Now they will hibernate in your hairy ass crack for the chill windy months of winter and make love with the native crabs you have in your balls they will produce crants and the will be unstoppable in taking over crotches and perfect lawns fyl

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foryoublue94 0

I loved beards until this. Now I am afraid of beards D=

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skyeyez9 24

69: that gave me the mental image of OP waking up to dung beetles rolling little balls of shit all over his bed.

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V1TAM1N_MAN413 0

This is also some of the biggest bullshit i have ever heard in my entire life, because i think that the majority of humans would not have ants crawling out of their beard(if they have one), they wouldn't continuously have them crawling on their face because they would just go somewhere where there arnt any ants, or they'd call the exterminator...

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