Animals: Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the...

By lessinterestingthanadog - 08/11/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would look up to ask me a question, but when I answered he would just continue talking to the dog. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 28/06/2016 17:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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Et tu, Doggo?

By fml9124 - 05/09/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, my neighbor's 9 year-old son came over after school. I work from home so he stays until his mom gets home. My dog mopes around the house until 3 p.m., then gets all excited because he has a friend to play with. I'm almost jealous because a dog I've had for 11 years likes him more than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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Spy vs. Spy

By bumblebee - 14/09/2009 21:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:16

At least he didn't spend that hour barking at your dog.

coolguyattack 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:12

Oh yes, FYL because you're boring.

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joemk2012 0

Monday 9 November 2009 5:10

Try taking your **** out, see which of you he's more interested in then

soraXme33 0

Monday 9 November 2009 5:28

lol. what did he talk to your dog about??

munchiie_rawksz 0

Monday 9 November 2009 8:18

ydi its not his fault u werent keepinq his attention... somebody didnt qet laid ! munchiie :p

Egotistical 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 1:47

Shit next time don't be so borinq or put your doq in another room somewhere.NOTHING can break up a guy and a dog:B

Arcadia453 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 22:12

You totally deserve it. You picked him :)

Badboy6 5

Friday 11 December 2009 22:09

O Yeah He's a Keeper ^_^

cowgoesgrr 0

Friday 1 October 2010 8:31

was he hoping for. Doggystyle?

mandypandypants 4

Thursday 14 April 2011 20:23

I know what you mean. I was hanging out with a guy I liked and for 7 hours straight he talked about his family and when he did all kinds of drugs. I couldn't even tell him I had to leave because he wouldn't let me talk.