By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 10:34 - Oman

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML
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perdix 29

You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.

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remy3106 10

u must have really wanted that cookie?!

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StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

ydi for being that weak

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SwiftCashew 0

It's all right, let the cookie monster have what he wants.

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jasonraces 0

lmao, at least you know he'd survive in prison,"that's my coockie bitch".

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theian01 3

More like FHL, YOU got a cookie!! :-D

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idkmyusername 0

OP~are you the guy that got his candy stolen by the baby? :0 but seriously dude, you need to man the **** up, pop your shoulder back in, put a bandaid on your knee and go buy yourself a ******* cookie

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

LMAO that's what u get for trying to take a cookie from ur lil bro u r bad u should have let him have it and could have avoided getting hurt by a kid =) I would have fought u if they were skittles mmmmm

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Senseless_487 29

Why oh why is there always one person who thinks it's a big deal that they moderated one of the FMLs?

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CloudEnvy 17

For the same reason someone has to deny them their brief and simple glory by complaining about it.

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mintcar 9

YES, cookie monstah FTW.

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Griggy 0

YDI because you're 26 and got ur ass kicked by ur 14-year-old brother, however, FYL because you're 26 and got your ass kicked by your 14-year-old brother.

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BallinJ 0

serious about a ******* cookie much?

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boyguydudemalema 0

ur friggin 26, grow a pair, get a job and your own damn cookie, sheeesh

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omgtacos 0

Hey dumbass! Yeah you, #33. The OP's BROTHER is 14 and HE is 26. I love people who fail at reading. :) Agree with 30.

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Peacemaker9 7

19&20 ftw!! op that's just sad and way beyond the fail marker

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mfmylifesrsly 29

omg this is so something my boyfriend would do...

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bt2breakskn 0

maybe you should have acted your age?

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illmatic2 16

Act his age? No matter how old you are it's always worth fighting for the last cookie.

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Peacemaker9 7

lol so true so very very true!!!!^^^

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lock80 0

great job you got injured fighting over a cookie what I find funny though is that your 26 god grow up

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kayuri 0

agree wit # 47! what kind of 26 yr old has to fight for a cookie?!?!

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twinny_sc 13

I hate that people are telling him to grow up because he fought over a cookie. Everyone has their moments and he wanted that damn cookie.

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englishhottiexx 0

fat ass just let go of the cookie :/

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lexielovesyou 0

hahaha lmfao`(:

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bigbadtim 7

Why would you fight over cookies on your Internet Explorer? JK. What kind of cookie was it? Peanut butter?

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diirty_brunette 0

I'll live on the prayer that you'll AT LEAST drop a crumb or a sprinkle my way :D

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pureecstasy 5

That's like a burn inside of a burn that's a 2nd degree burn ohhhhhh. ahaha that 70's show <3

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MATTMAN93 0

don't **** with a dudes cookie! YDI!

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OwN3d3d 0

ydi for being fat and sacrificing urself for a friken cookie

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Bon3less 0

81 I believe you have a boyfriend but when you talk about him in EVERY ******* COMMENT it seems less believable huh?

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Skygee7395 0

ydi. go exercise fatass.

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brutal_banger 10

Dirty brunette you sound kinda like a bitch "i swear have road rage" and you make retarded duck faces at 28??

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Rowdey 10

Chill 186, she didn't do anything to you...

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Forlorn420 9

How is this a YDI????? it's the last cookie!!

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alwaysawesome 0

give him the damn cookie, he's 14

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izzie321 27

NO. YOU FIGHT FOR THE COOKIE TIL THE END. CAUSE WHO KNOWS? THAT COOKIE MAY BE THE BEST ONE YOU'VE EVER HAD. Unless it's oatmeal raisin, then **** the cookie.

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JeffGoesRawrr 0

o___o Hmm. Why Do You Still Live With Your 14 Year Old Brother If Youre 26.?

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deafeningsilence 8

Maybe OP was visiting her parents.

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hannaaaahr 33

you don't necessarily need to live with someone if you want their cookie, she might as well have been visiting.

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perdix 29

You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.

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shadyecko 0

Perdix, you sir, ******* win!!

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XxFallenbladexX 0

You want a cookie that bad? You're hardcore! Either you haven't eaten in days or your just stupid. (my guess- stupid)

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lajaynay 15

He had a hardcore case of the munchies. xD

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