By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 10:34 - Oman

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML
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perdix 29

You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.

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remy3106 10

u must have really wanted that cookie?!

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diirty_brunette 0

Please tell me you did it in front of their mother?! :)

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diirty_brunette 0

Ha! You're my hero of the day.. I typically only kill people in front of their moms for CUPCAKES... never done it for a cookie, or even a Klondike Bar.. Lol.

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diirty_brunette 0

Do I want to know?

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diirty_brunette 0

Do I at least get a cupcake before my impending death? :)

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Snerdatron 0

You'd be surprised how strong they are.

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lightning7 0

well you could've driven to a store and had a WHOLE cookie pack

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diirty_brunette 0

My reply got lost in the mix.. Grrr... Whatever.. I'll repeat. Lol. I'm gonna live on the prayer that you drop me a crumb or a sprinkle before I die. Lol

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strawberrybanana_fml 1

...wait...ALL THAT FOR A COOKIE?? hehe it's more funny than suckish!

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lindseytaylor201 0

pathetic. fail. ydi.

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