By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 10:34 - Oman

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML
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perdix 29

You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.

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remy3106 10

u must have really wanted that cookie?!

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1frostedcupcake 0

how are you typing this if you have a dislocated shoulder? :

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shadyecko 0

He's typing with his dick.

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diirty_brunette 0

Ummm... No comment. Lol

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diirty_brunette 0

I thought this site was rated PG-13ish?

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Erissa 2

You just need to grow the **** up, it takes like 20 minutes to make a whole fresh batch for yourself. But then again, it seems like you still live with your parents, so I can't expect much

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diirty_brunette 0

fair enough, until next time :P

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blahzz 4

Go for the balls next time. You gotta do what you gotta do.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

ydi for failing.

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tomfelton66 2

hahah that ahppened to me except I'm 13 and my sister is 26 and I beat her to the ground. hahah except we weren't fighting fo a cookie we were just fighting or fun

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mionee95 0

haha @89 you freakin made my whole day :P and dont worry OP, i do that shit with my older brother all the time and he's 27 (:

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