By AplJax3 - 06/02/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, I hurt my back while exercising. I can't bend over or lift my arms above my head without intense pain. My husband, however, finds my situation hilarious and has moved everything I use frequently to either the floor or high shelf. He giggles every time I try to retrieve anything. FML
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AplJax3 2

Hey guys, OP here! While my husband is an ass, the reaching up and bending over for things lasted until I dropped a full bottle of water on his foot (accidentally on purpose). After that, he stopped laughing and gave me back rub. Since I am currently denying him sympathy for the tiny bruise on his pinky toe, I'd say we're about even.

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13ky13 20

9, Don't know what to say, but you had to say it anyway hey?

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Anubis_81 21

Your husband is an asshole. Understatement, yes, but I had to post it.

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fml121785 14

33-...and you had to say it twice, huh?

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Geometric 18

Put Deep Heat/Icy Hot (I think, not sure of the name) in his underwear and then giggle when you watch his pain.

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Axel5238 29

Someone has been watching revenge of the nerds. Great idea though, I think it'll cure the guys immaturity.

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thewife5 19

With-hold sex from him?? If my husband withheld from me, I'd beat him over the head with a frying pan! Sorry about your back, and your husbands amusement with the matter. Tell him it was funny the first 10 times, but now you'd like some help.

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buckdharma 36

it puts the skin in to fill it, or once again it gets the skillet.

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Magik0420 3

To all you ******* saying "no sex", or "kick him out", **** you. The OP should have known he did shit like this, and if she didn't it's her own fault for marrying someone she's only known for a year or so.

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alwayswinning123 7

Kick him in the balls I promise you he won't laugh anymore

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ulissey_fml 22

Don't worry......you'll GET YOUR OWN BACK !

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