Health: Today, I hurt my back while exercising. I can't bend over or... - FML

By AplJax3 - 06/02/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, I hurt my back while exercising. I can't bend over or lift my arms above my head without intense pain. My husband, however, finds my situation hilarious and has moved everything I use frequently to either the floor or high shelf. He giggles every time I try to retrieve anything. FML

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AplJax3 2

Thursday 7 February 2013 3:13

Hey guys, OP here! While my husband is an ass, the reaching up and bending over for things lasted until I dropped a full bottle of water on his foot (accidentally on purpose). After that, he stopped laughing and gave me back rub. Since I am currently denying him sympathy for the tiny bruise on his pinky toe, I'd say we're about even.

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cuddly_scorpion 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 0:05

Asshole.

littlekellilee 45

Thursday 7 February 2013 0:05

Can you reach the divorce papers?

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Sweet_Jones 3

Wednesday 20 February 2013 8:55

ugh, what a queef...

Virgyl 4

Thursday 21 February 2013 3:36

Your fault for marrying such an immature prick

Sk8SnowCO 8

Tuesday 1 October 2013 3:36

Oh I'm sorry that must have been awful. I would have no patience for that, idk how you did lol

CrazyBeauty18 3

Sunday 27 April 2014 23:13

You're husband sounds evil...

shadowdragon0820 20

Friday 30 May 2014 2:50

What a dick!

mollypop35 28

Wednesday 29 October 2014 14:43

What the ****?!

Exaspera 54

Friday 24 April 2015 7:31

If everything you needed was out of reach, guess you couldn't do anything than rest on the couch with the remote. Hope he doesn't get hungry or have dirty clothes or anything.....

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