Miscellaneous: Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery...

By junkie - 18/12/2012 18:28 - Belgium - Antwerp

Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By karmaquestionmark - 20/11/2012 02:04 - United States - Silverton

Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

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By Pissed.Off.Mom. - 06/10/2016 05:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML

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Where is it?

By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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Who do you take me for?

By pandaboo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

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The cheek!

By Anonymous - 01/06/2014 16:36 - Germany - Ammerndorf

Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML

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Lock him up

By Homelesssoon - 07/10/2022 22:00 - United States

Today, I visited a friend’s house. He has a vast collection of Cartier bracelets. Being strapped for cash and starving, I stole one of them when he wasn’t looking, thinking he wouldn’t notice one missing. I went to pawn the bracelet. It’s fake. Rent’s due tomorrow. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By Ambar - 15/02/2010 17:02 - Canada

Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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PlaiPie 11

Wednesday 19 December 2012 0:06

The moral of this story is: Never buy gifts for people

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Wednesday 19 December 2012 0:08

You must have been high on something to think that that would work out. ...wait.

Comments

Duceswild99 19

Wednesday 19 December 2012 13:37

Use a doggie waste pickup bag. No one would willingly look in that.

Pinkykay2000 12

Wednesday 19 December 2012 15:20

Your fault for being a druggie. Your so high you can't even spell right.

EverdreamOfMe 24

Wednesday 19 December 2012 19:12

You're. Not your.

MeLikeBigBoom 8

Wednesday 19 December 2012 16:14

"Today, I hid my weed"- YDI

isamisis 9

Wednesday 19 December 2012 16:58

Not true. She gets what she gets. If you still feel guilty then ask for an empty box from the jewelry store and put a less expensive item in the box.

OwnAbyss 2

Wednesday 19 December 2012 17:39

181, I'm not sure you realize just how ironic your post is.

Teacup_Treehouse 3

Wednesday 19 December 2012 18:46

You should never feel obliged to get someone an expensive gift. Also, just because she saw a jewelry bag, doesn't mean jewelry was inside... If she makes a fuss when its not something expensive, she obviously doesn't know the meaning of Christmas.

PhishloverA 14

Wednesday 19 December 2012 19:48

Do you expect sympathy when you're a weed smoker?

Teacup_Treehouse 3

Thursday 20 December 2012 21:04

Your comment suggests you are against weed smokers. Is that the case? Because you have Bob Marley as your Avatar....

Sonotsuave 35

Wednesday 19 December 2012 22:00

You're a dick. You should be buying something nice for your sister anyway, asshole. Take it from the sister of a former drug-dealer. And its spelled jewelry, too. Ptooey