Money: Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy... - FML

By Voltron - 11/01/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 17:55 - Canada

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2021 05:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I've lost so much weight from depression that I don't fit into women's clothing anymore. There's nothing like trying to find dress pants in the kids section. FML

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By Fluffyman - 10/08/2019 04:00

Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML

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By ardenm - 12/02/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML

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By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 08:23 - Canada

Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML

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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

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By ihateithere - 25/03/2019 20:00

Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food. FML

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xbrit551 13

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:52

If you end up losing weight, are you gonna make yourself fat because you can't afford clothes too?:p

brewmasterg 34

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:53

Hit two birds with one stone, buy less food and buy yourself some clothes.

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egoldst22 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:21

Diabetes test strips should be what you're worried about.

neonberries 15

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:24

You'll save money too. It's a winning solution whichever way you look at it :D

Tdevonner 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:32

you kno, if u REALLY wanna save money u should do what Im doing: monday thru friday I do not eat anything at all, nothing but water, herbal tea, and a daily multivitamin. On the weekends I eat light n vegan. This way u dont have to spend money on food almost at all AND u dont buy clothes!

lawrahhh 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:33

That and putting on weight is bad for your health...

Epichearts 2

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:41

Idk how anyone can press "You deserved it" it really isnt their fault whats so ever

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 22:57

So you are okay with being a fatass?

cjwalsh86 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 23:35

The clothes at xxxxl men do get very expensive...

Demonsloth7 8

Wednesday 11 January 2012 23:44

Oh boohoo

SilverDazzle 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:14

I'm right there with you.

jonisprettycool 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:24

Yet you can afford a computer/cell phone to make this on...?

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