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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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Gross dude

By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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My feefees

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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Revenge!

By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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jacetopia96 1

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:36

I thought it was Rock, Paper, Scissors?

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:13

no shower, no sex. it's as simple as that.

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alwayscookie 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 11:41

sounds like my ex.

cassiebear7652 7

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:01

it's called rock paper scissors

LASERZ7 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:16

its rock, paper, sciessers

panda101x 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:18

That is a daily occurrence in my world.

FatMan23 10

Wednesday 8 June 2011 5:15

You should have tried taking a shower with him ;-)

JPLovesAnimals 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:43

its rock papers scissors. srry but tht bothered me. lol

imnotahipster 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:08

its "Rock, paper, scissors" you jerk

lilbeast0327 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:42

It's rock, paper, scissors

CountJugular 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:45

I make my wife do that too, your boyfriend is great

Lainee_09 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 23:14

Hahahaha I've actually had to do that!

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