Love: Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend... - FML

By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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jacetopia96 1

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:36

I thought it was Rock, Paper, Scissors?

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:13

no shower, no sex. it's as simple as that.

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xenomsftw 19

Monday 30 July 2012 10:11

Its rock paper scissors... Not paper rock or scissors...

victoriatabert 4

Saturday 4 August 2012 20:25

Do you mean Rock Paper Scissors? Lol.

cantWin19 8

Monday 27 August 2012 5:29

Nastyyyy

1357908642 4

Monday 24 September 2012 6:49

He's a keeper

Wolf_girl_Kort 7

Tuesday 2 October 2012 4:51

It's Rock, Paper, Scissors.

doglover100 28

Tuesday 16 October 2012 4:30

You forgot lizard,Spock. My friend knows someone who doesn't take showers because she is allergic to soap. My friend says you have to hold your nose around her, she smells that bad.

bigmomma0701 5

Thursday 28 March 2013 1:51

That's about how my husband is if I lose I just tell him then I'm not going to cuddle then he herding the shower

Nederlander95 14

Sunday 5 January 2014 18:59

I've never heard of someone not saying the game as rock, paper, scissors.

NamelessFace 22

Saturday 23 August 2014 0:48

Funny thing, the first time I read it my brain automatically switched it to rock, paper, scissors.

ERaj1123 18

Tuesday 22 September 2015 2:43

Define beat.

wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 19 April 2017 17:42

Did you beat him?

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