Kids: Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after...

By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

And this is how we end up with rapists

Nutcup 16

Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

I'd teach my daughter to hit back at anyone who treated her like that.

Comments

SoylentCandycorn 10

Monday 19 November 2012 4:26

Both mother and son need a good flying kick in the crotch.

avaeba 14

Monday 19 November 2012 4:28

That's your cue to press assault charges

cougar41 8

Monday 19 November 2012 4:32

I'd have bitch slapped the kids mother and flogged her sons arse. How dare she say his treatment of your daughter is acceptable the pair of them deserve a flogging

CrissyyyS2 22

Monday 19 November 2012 4:36

Oh ho ho. Well my daughter can do whatever the ******* hell she wants to do as well. Like punch you in the ****** and a nice kick to your sons testes, say goodbye to future grand kids BITCH.

shorty_gurlie 8

Monday 19 November 2012 4:45

Welcome to rape culture.

superguppy19 3

Monday 19 November 2012 5:08

Would have set that woman on fire with the anger spewing from my eyes

dankoneon 3

Monday 19 November 2012 5:08

Throw the little shit on the ground back hand the mom

adogatemypetduck 4

Monday 19 November 2012 5:36

I would have told my daughter to knee him in the crutch and told the boys mother that "My daughter has every right to defend her herself against arseholes who's mothers never taught them properly"...That or I would have done to the mother what her son was doing to my daughter and said "how the **** do you like it you stupid ****?" But then, I'm agressive, crass and extreamly protective of my two young boys who by the way would NEVER treat another child like that, especially not a girl. Because I taught them to respect women.

lmbachman 23

Monday 19 November 2012 5:38

People like that are the reason my friends won't let me out in public on playgrounds... She would've ended up munching dirt. Or whatever the playground turf happens to be.