Love, Family and Fight: Boundaries, dude! - FML

Boundaries, dude!

By JoeBidenIsMyFIL - 02/03/2020 18:00

Today, I had to physically restrain my girlfriend from assaulting my father after he drunkenly poked her in the ribs for the fifth time. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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Leave me alone

By notgivingup - 01/10/2012 03:21 - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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That weird family down the street

By aaaaaaaand I’m single - 24/07/2021 11:00 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend home. My overprotective sister got into her face and started the whole, "if you hurt him, I’ll kick your ass" speech. My girlfriend responded by whooping my sister’s ass up and down our driveway. It took both me and my mom to pull her off. FML

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By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

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Scumbag

By old mom - 29/09/2023 06:00

Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML

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By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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You deserved it 5 224

By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 146

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Top comments

hamburgerjung 23

Monday 2 March 2020 18:11

How about restraining your drunk dad instead?...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 March 2020 19:43

You're ok with your dad poking your girlfriend? Spineless cuckold!

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hamburgerjung 23

Monday 2 March 2020 18:11

How about restraining your drunk dad instead?...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 March 2020 19:43

You're ok with your dad poking your girlfriend? Spineless cuckold!

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 2 March 2020 20:44

you're fault for letting it go past 2

demix_fml 32

Monday 2 March 2020 23:02

Never mind her assaulting him, how about him touching her with out consent more than once.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 2 March 2020 23:06

Tell your dad off and defend her FFS...

J15237 25

Monday 2 March 2020 23:36

What he really means to say is today he had to restrain his ex girlfriend because I am guessing she left his ass. If you can not even protect or stand up for your girl to your own father then what hope does she have? What if a mugging situation comes up?

Hangryko 29

Tuesday 3 March 2020 0:12

Your dad should keep his ******* hands to himself.

WistayShlaio82 13

Tuesday 3 March 2020 3:42

Nice family you got there

nitemare0 17

Tuesday 3 March 2020 6:18

Your father assaulted your girlfriend and you're blaiming her for defending herself?

lateralligator 12

Tuesday 3 March 2020 15:49

So your dad assaults your girlfriend, but shes in the wrong? Hope she dumps your ass!

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Today, I learned my dad is the kindest, most generous, hard-working soul anyone has ever met. He'll give someone the shirt off his back if they need help. Except for us, his immediate family, whom he screams and cusses at daily, expects to do everything ourselves, and thinks we're incompetent when we need help. FML

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Today, a guy for whom I did a design job told me he would only be able to pay me in 3 weeks. I told him that it was OK, as long as I didn't have to follow him around to collect my money. "Don't worry, I know the feeling," he said, "I used to run an illegal business." FML

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Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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Today, I was standing in line when the lady in front of me stepped out of the line. I made a comment about how rude she was for doing that, and she immediately burst into tears because she “didn’t know it was rude to do that.” A grown woman. FML

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Today, a guy drove an hour and a half to get to where I live, only to literally last less than 30 seconds. FML

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Today, I was getting ready to go out with my family. As I was putting my phone in my purse, my father told me I wouldn't need it because we were going to spend 'quality time' together. The entire time I was there, everyone was staring at their phone. I was the only one without one. FML

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Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

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Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML

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