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By :( - 02/03/2010 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML

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Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Kendra_Nine - 16/01/2013 18:28 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML

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By cammy - 08/05/2021 05:59

Today, I learned that my 13 year-old daughter has been wearing the same pad for a week “because there’s no blood on it.” When I told her that it's still disgusting, she tried to defend herself be saying that, "no one ever told her how long she could wear it." FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2020 22:59

Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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fuckaduck1 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:43

Well, why not?

Jrook 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:33

lol "virgion"

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ladiesman14 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:19

idkwierd i feel alot better. i own 90 pairs of umderwear all 100 % cotton. i cant wear polyester as i feel it will catch on fire and melt to my arse, due to my extreme monster boner body heat.

mavericksurfer 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:31

obviously not 132. see, America is not an island, while britian, where it is highly doubtable you live considering that you do not know this, is in fact considered an island. and it what ways would British people exactly be superior? it's a load of shit.

EasyGoing103 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 22:16

i love how snickerdoodles says she doesnt have discharge even though she does cause all girls have it!!!! ahhaahha

EasyGoing103 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:19

it was implied that she never had any quote Not me, just females in general. I don't get stinky dried yucky stuff in my underwear lol

McMarlin 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:18

Wait. So like, when she gets out of the shower (please tell me she find time to take the occasional shower), she puts on 'dirty' underwear? You sure she's got all her marbles?

mikaelap14 3

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:59

uuugghhhh thats sick and not in a good way!!

Gabe88 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 11:22

this is ****** stupid **** you and **** your stupid thoughts

miyukixt 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 14:45

gross!!

Lwood721 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:44

is your sister mentally challenged?

brit8741 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 20:26

#170, I hope to God you're still a teenager. a young teenager.

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