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By :( - 02/03/2010 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML

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By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2020 22:59

Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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fuckaduck1 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:43

Well, why not?

Jrook 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:33

lol "virgion"

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Friday 7 October 2011 4:49

You are beautiful redbluegreen is that a rainbow or something?

SHELBEYISAWESOME 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 6:29

Wow your now your stupid when

Loper96 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:40

Well that's what you get in the uk

strawberryspacejam 11

Wednesday 25 January 2012 5:11

one does not simply recycle undergarments

doglover100 28

Tuesday 6 November 2012 19:06

That's gross.

ionaf 4

Saturday 8 December 2012 23:57

Oh god, you come from the same part of England as me... I think pretty much every tween in Blackpool is like that I just want to throw up :O

BeautyBaby099 18

Tuesday 17 September 2013 4:59

Lol "knickers" ... but yes, that is gross. You should inform her that it is nasty and she would smell awful and it would be very unhygienic and un attractive.

littlelovee 7

Monday 18 November 2013 6:28

she should try going commando

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"I go front, back, then inside out, then front and back." -Fred, Big Hero 6

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