Miscellaneous: Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the...

By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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By CrappyLuck - 04/08/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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By CantPoop - 13/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Springdale

Today, I was telling my wife how being told to drink water all day when you're not even thirsty is "such a scam". Suddenly, I felt an excruciating pain in my abdomen. The ER had to give me IV fluids because I was so constipated from dehydration. The bill was over $2000. FML

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By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:52

That's your fault. Wouldn't you know that you are constipated?

craigahh 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:04

That's why you should live in Canada.

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theannoyingone 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:33

#8: the pain is literally excruciating and unless you've been constipated before, you would have no clue what to do. when i had it, I couldn't even move.

LiveLoveLife_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:53

This tec. could be a good thing Always better safe then sorry right? Look at ^^ #37's, you never knowww

theannoyingone 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:31

NO WAY THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO! It was so embarrassing! I don't blame you though, the pain is pretty horrible.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:40

People, that is what laxatives were made for. seriously shove it up your ass and wait and then have two rolls of toilet paper on hand. #3, did you realize you weren't first and just wanted to be funny or did you do that on purpose. Bwahaha. =]

yokatta 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:34

The opposite happened to me once, I had horrible abdominal pains and the doctor said it was just constipation. Turns out it was appendicitis and it was about to rupture by the time they finally figured it out.

xOpheliacx 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:47

And you're positive that's what's wrong? I went to the hospital for severe stomach/abdominal pains and they told me there was nothing wrong. The next day I went to my school nurse about it and she told me to go to a gastroenterologist. Turns out I have IBS-A. If you keep getting the pains go to a GI, you could have IBS-C. (You probably don't, but it's becoming more and more common.)

guitardedman 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:47

dont be a pussy. i refuse to go to the doctor unless i HAVE to. (HAVE meaning if i dont i will be fired, or cut from a team, such as a physical.) and 21, stfu. how does being in america have the slightest bit to do with being a constipated retard? besides the fact that we don't have universal health care (yet) and he had to pay to be a retard.