Miscellaneous: Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the...

By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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By CrappyLuck - 04/08/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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By CantPoop - 13/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Springdale

Today, I was telling my wife how being told to drink water all day when you're not even thirsty is "such a scam". Suddenly, I felt an excruciating pain in my abdomen. The ER had to give me IV fluids because I was so constipated from dehydration. The bill was over $2000. FML

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By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:52

That's your fault. Wouldn't you know that you are constipated?

craigahh 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:04

That's why you should live in Canada.

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tismylife09 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 5:48

the exact same thing happened to me. i thought i broke my back, cause the pains were sharp. it seems like its ur fault but u cant tell

soccer92393 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 6:04

everyone needs to back off. this exact same thing happened to me except on christmas.. i thought there was something seriously wrong with my stomach and had to have xrays and cat scans.. i was there from 9 in the morning to 10 at night. It sucked and im so sorry that you had to go through that. The doctors at the er never asked me about my bowel movements so it was the docs fault.. not yours. to all the haters shut the f up

nickk_v 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:31

what's a stomACHE? it's stomach. n00b

arashixarashi 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:34

Your doctor palpated your stomach and couldn't diagnose that you had crap backed up in you? That's pretty sad... I'd find a new one. Plus if he did palpate your stomach you'd feel as if you had to take a huge dump!

Toetagged 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:13

to those saying its just a little bit of pain, have obviously never had a case of constipation along with gas movements. happened to me maybe 2 months ago, in mid shit it suddenly feels like my insides were tearing, I went into some intense sweating and actually passed out for somewhere around 10 minutes before i came to. pains followed me for the rest of the day, randomly causing me to fall out in a similar fashion to the toilet incident until i managed to drop that bomb, which was followed by diarrhea........... yeah, i hope this kind of pain on those who dismiss this as hypochondria, even though i wouldnt wish that kind of pain on anyone not threatening my life.

jweezy26822 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:51

i've had severe chronic idiopathic constipation for 13 years. Deal. and #132 try having your insides actually tear and have bloody shit. fun stuff

jweezy26822 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:59

not to mention its comorbidity with reocurring IBS, fecal impaction and encopresis.

lmfao93 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:44

reading about this, and scrolling thru comments actually made me feeling lyk taking a shit.

nodbor 11

Thursday 16 April 2009 10:36

I had that happen to me in the 4th grade. It hurt like a MF. I did not feel like I had to go to the bathroom at all. The doctor pulled out a little hard turd from my ass. I felt fine right away.

st_o 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 12:27

yeah that happened to me once they sent me home turns out my appendix had burst set up gangrene then i spent 5 days in the hospital lost my lawsuit because in arkansas you have to have four doctors say that one screwed up, but they pay each other off FML