Love: Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying....

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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alien_bow 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:41

Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.

imagineyesterday 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:44

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

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Juvenescence 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:27

She's definitely a keeper. Just think of the adventures the two of you would have! Check out this webcomic: http://marryme.keenspot.com/

tempaccount 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:28

Obviously any straight girl who's "hooking up" with a lesbian would have to be bi... That's like saying, "Hey, let's see who can drink all this soda first and still have some left in the glass"

carnieofvenice 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:29

that girl she hooked up with couldn't have been too str8 if she ****** another girl

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:42

you think about marriage afther one dinner? you're an idiot. YDI

JoshBarblahblah 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:43

#10 Being bi-curious doesn't imply that you are not straight. That's why it's called "bi-curious" and not "bisexual." Notice the "curious" part? Moron.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:03

YDI because you obviously knew nothing about the girl.

lacotuitblue 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:08

I am guessing she won the bet... because you clearly are in tune with women.

arichi 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:10

I had something like this happen to me. I broke up with this girl, and later dated a girl with a similar name. I would get their names confused a lot. Long story short, I too had trouble keeping girlfriends straight.

MrJentipede 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:18

You've got marriage on the mind and you expect to be good at "hooking up" with people? Yeah, no surprise you lost, especially since you can't pick up on cues such as a girl being a lesbian. Props to #37, made me laugh.