By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
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alien_bow 0

Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.

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imagineyesterday 0

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

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fmltoo 0

Wait, she dated you and she hooked up with a straight woman? Ask her may be you'll get a threesome lol

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audiogasmic 0

Ummm.... what the hell? Okay, first of all, this sounds like a first date. If you'd been dating her for a while I don't see how you couldn't have known this, and if it was the first date you're a total creep. Secondly, no she shouldn't have played you but you sound like a real sketch ball so I think YDI. (:

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farmgirl 3

i'm sorry, but this was the girl you thought you would end up marrying and you didn't know she was a lesbian?!?! this sounds like something right off a tv show

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stellarxx 0

Guys, it is very possible that she just discovered this after dating him for a while. Anyways, that sucks, but the fact that you lost makes it better for me to read.

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jamieisnifty 0

I agree with #8 and #13. why does everyone take these so seriously hahah.

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lesb_lv 0

#26, because othervise this would be a waste of time. In fact it is, but its not so easy to admit ... to ourselves ;)

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haha_fail88 0

why in God's green goodness would you play the let's get laid game with a girl you were that serious with. And if it is a first date, that's a little creepy. Either way, that's not cool

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ironwoman09 0

"I'm dumb she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good" Song by weezer called Pink Triangle. It reminded me of you.

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