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Ask him how many sea turtles he's been having sex with in order for him to gain this knowledge. Tell him that he probably needs to be checked for turtle aids, and that from now on, you're going to use a sea cucumber to please yourself.

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You don't learn do you. Obviously you have or have had another account in the past, probably banned for being an idiot like this. Great job.

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We need optimist. They are crucial to the "screwing people over" environment here in the USA. Note: Blonde jokes and references to intelligence via hair color are idiotic.

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Q: What does a dumb blonde and a turtle have in common? A: When they're both on their backs, they're screwed. Sorry, I'll stop with the corny jokes now.

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hey gusgus take it as a compliment. they think you are pretty enough to be a fake profile pic :) also i like your optomism!

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it's the turtles that are coming on to him! haven't you seen any of these on YouTube? they hump EVERYTHING. Even boots

By  lyn29

that's ... embarassing :S in my opinion, plan a little thing called sweet revenge *evil laugh*

Ask him how many sea turtles he's been having sex with in order for him to gain this knowledge. Tell him that he probably needs to be checked for turtle aids, and that from now on, you're going to use a sea cucumber to please yourself.

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