By Silver_Samurai - 09/02/2012 03:24 - Netherlands

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML
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ninjuh_wingman 29

Theres no way that couldve been awkward.

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miyaviichan 27

That's too funny, dude.

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friedeggyolive 7

ahahahah! :D except that where he's from, Jan is pronounced more like "yawn" so it doesn't actually rhyme... but trust me to ruin a joke with technicalities XD

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Clarice1 9

LOL. Oh how I wish there were more nurses like you. Honestly, if I were the patient, that intro would totally earn my trust in you as a healthcare provider (and as an amusing person with whom I can bond over our mutual passion for merciless verbal attacks my uncooperative colon). You won't have the whole involuntary-spewing-profanity issue when there's not an examiner lurking right behind you, but if you do find some people who prefer the "hospital? F that S!" approach, I would not be at all surprised.

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BlackIce911 17

Would have been better if you told the patient "I'm here to make sure you give a shit."

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ashhketchum 0

hah, if I was your patient that would have made my day.

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ouchie1013 0

the only one ever that made me laugh out loud!

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