By LunaCrow - 10/02/2015 02:32 - United States - Shakopee

Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tell them you agree with them while eating a steak

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Fou_Lou 20

You need to call vegan police to strip them off their vegan powers.

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barfcannon 24

Not yet, they've still got two more chances.

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tdawg91 17

Vegans don't have powers, they lack protein

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TheTrainKid 20

Meat is not the only food you can get protein from.

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VeganDarkLight 31

Such a shame, it's people like them who make all vegans look like idiots. That's on the same level of stupid as pescetarians who claim they are vegetarians because "fish is not meat". Smh.

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LadyMadness 11

I actually hate those type of people lol just bc you don't eat terrestrial meat doesn't mean you magically count as a vegetarian bc you're eating marine animals instead

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VeganVampyre 26

I agree, as far as people saying that seafood doesn't count as meat. However, as a pescetarian, I have found that most people have no idea what that means so I end up just saying I'm vegetarian to keep it simple and avoid confusion :/

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BlondePsycho 43

I've heard people say before that it doesn't count because "fish don't feel pain" which is so blithely ignorant i want to beat them with a hammer and say "It doesn't count because you don't feel pain."

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chosha_fml 26

I would have found it quite fun to ask, 'if you think it's so great, why aren't you vegan?'

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jcast0627 9

Why would people down - vote this?

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

I saw this while moderating, but voted no :(

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raakku 1

Eggs are the primary protein source for all vegans... If the eggs are not fertilized, they havent been killed, so a vegan can eat them. I don't mean vegans would eat something alive.

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ftloosenfanzfree 7

Lol, no. Vegans don't eat anything that comes from animals, including milk and honey. An ovo-lacto vegetarian will eat eggs though. But that is not nearly as strict a diet as veganism.

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VeganVampyre 26

Eggs are not any kind of source of anything for any vegans. You're thinking vegetarian.

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kirasant 19

I think you need to look up what Vegan means.

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1dvos_grl3 21

Vegans don't eat any animal byproduct. eggs come from chickens.

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SplineMan 4

Maybe they thought eggs come from eggplants. In other news, it's probably a good thing for them that breathing is an autonomic process.

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