One step beyond

By Go vegan! - 06/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58
You deserved it 1 230
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BurnInDemonFire 33

You're not a militant vegan, you're a ******* psychopath. Seek help. Urgently.

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smoochmysnoot 5

Why can’t vegans let other people eat what they want in peace? Vegans that are food nazis need to **** right off and mind their own damn business, you included. Asshole.

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Wadlaen 23

I agree your life sucks, mainly because of your convictions...

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BurnInDemonFire 33

You're not a militant vegan, you're a ******* psychopath. Seek help. Urgently.

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smoochmysnoot 5

Why can’t vegans let other people eat what they want in peace? Vegans that are food nazis need to **** right off and mind their own damn business, you included. Asshole.

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L0life29 6

you’re one the reasons this god damn country is going to shit

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tiptoppc 19

And OP is the reason plants are going to shit..

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jlc82 4

sounds like a great idea...potentially causing sickness in the animals you claim to love so much

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Sertorius 10

Also note that the resulting allergy is only to mammalian meat, which contains alpha galactose. You can eat as much chicken and fish as you want. Dumbass.

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