By grrrrrr - 19/02/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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ClaireXX 0

I think that's like when people are really intelligent academically but lack some common sense...

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Juggalette_623 9

.....Must resist the urge to put play doh in the toaster >.>

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perdix 29

**** you! You reported this little prank as a big FML, but all you wanted to do is to brag to the world about your kid. Today, my daughter broke my bowling trophy with a Nerf football. It was sitting right next to her Nobel Prize in Medicine for curing cancer. FML.

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marie_yuh100 3

oh 'em gee that sounds like something I would do

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honeybee366 0

lol. wow. some kids are just school smart, but really dumb when it comes to simple things. it's not just her. lol

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strawberry6826 0

lmfaoooo. she needs to grow up. but tht was hilarious.

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sweet16_fml 0

is this molly obrien's mom??!! it definitely is...boy I'm surprised that girl got into college

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Molise 0

1) I agree with the above posters saying she's too old to be grounded. 17 and seems to be almost done high school and grounded? Really? That word "grounded" stopped having a meaning to me after age 14 2) Are you sure your "daughter" isn't really Christian Weston Chandler?

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grrrrrrrrrrr_fml 0

read my first comment. trust me grounding has meaning in our house.

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Molise 0

lol. Your daughter is almost of legal age buddy. Like an above poster said, start treating her like an adult and maybe she'll act like one. Your sir, fail.

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CENSORED2010 0

I would definitely do this and I'm 20. Kudos to your daughter

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grrrrrrrrrrr_fml 0

the point of this website is to blog about the thing that messed up ur day. i dnt no about u but wen my toaster gets destroyed by my daughter who by now should no tht putting playdoh into a toaster is stupid and dangerous..well tht messes up ur day n if u read my first comment i even admit ppl are in worse sitiuations

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grrrrrrrrrrr_fml 0

the point of this website is to blog about the thing that messed up ur day. i dnt no about u but wen my toaster gets destroyed by my daughter who by now should no tht putting playdoh into a toaster is stupid and dangerous..well tht messes up ur day n if u read my first comment i even admit ppl are in worse sitiuations n how is saying my 17 yr old daughter did something tht a 3 yr old mite do is bragging? n i just used columbia 2 to furthur show how messed up this is.

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grrrrrrrrrrr_fml 0

the point of this website is to blog about the thing that messed up ur day. i dnt no about u but wen my toaster gets destroyed by my daughter who by now should no tht putting playdoh into a toaster is stupid and dangerous..well tht messes up ur day n if u read my first comment i even admit ppl are in worse sitiuations n how is saying my 17 yr old daughter did something tht a 3 yr old mite do is bragging? n i just used columbia 2 to furthur show how messed up this is.

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