By grrrrrr - 19/02/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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ClaireXX 0

I think that's like when people are really intelligent academically but lack some common sense...

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Juggalette_623 9

.....Must resist the urge to put play doh in the toaster >.>

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ohmygoodnex 0

Is your daughter, perhaps, Blonde? Or starving. I know that if my mother starved me the first thing I'd eat would be play-doh. What color was it?

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TruleighSadistic 0

you need to find her a hobby or a bf.. that or maybe shes a genius and we dont know it but she was discovering something amazing with play doh and the toaster.. haha wow.. i wonder if she still trys to stick her finger in the outlets

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Pandacharm 0

I wouldn't of grounded her more like 'hahaha nice job princess! now go out and get a job so you can buy me a new damn toaster'

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buttshapedfruit 0

she clearly has the brain mentality of a five year old. haha

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your_face 15

So, she does something a little bit bad, and you jump all over it as a chance to brag about your genius daughter on FML, eh?

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KaylaCrow 4

.....I'd put play doh in the toaster. At least it's not your wallet. :p

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rachexl 0

she was probably high

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marsty 0

I don't believe this one for a second.

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