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By sick - / Wednesday 6 October 2010 03:20 / United States
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  EffinAhole  |  0

Even though it sucks you are stuck in traffic this is so much better than suffering through the day sick. Now u can call in sick, turn around and go back to bed.

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  mrahhhhh  |  17

OP's a woman, so I hope she has a strap on before she tries that :p BTW I know you mean rear end as in hit a car. I'm just twisting your words around :/

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  Anaxes  |  5

Maybe she didn't mean that, maybe she's just a sexually perverted beast or a subtle attempt at feminism. Either way we should sacrifice her to our god. By that I mean you should sacrifice her to me, for I am Adonis.

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  FYLDeep  |  25

That's even worse. If she wasn't moving, then someone could have just walked up to her, pulled her out of the car, and kicked her ass for texting while driving.

By  TheTigerRoars  |  0

This isn't really a FML, things happen and change last minute. Of course it probably felt like the end of the world because you were sick but there's no need to post it on FML. That's just my opinion. -The Fluffs

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Don't care, idiot. You're fucking annoying commenting on everything you don't like just to be a dickwad because you have no way to control your real life so you try to make everyone feel like shit on here. Great job. Hope your life is finally complete. -Your freaking mom

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Yeah, obviously you didn't. I don't care how many times I have to be banned on this site, but I am tired of pricks like you. The world doesn't revolve around you. You don't get a say in what everyone likes. Don't tell me to shut up unless you can get everyone to agree. -The Fluffs

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  Freeze_fml  |  16

Interesting how you say the world doesn't revolve around me, but the moment you're banned you claim FML officially sucks. Please die. -Shut up already

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For one, I don't even give a damn about the made up tiger. For two, you have no right to call me anything without it pretty much being what you are. You're an attention whore because you popped up saying 'I'm part of the solution', when you're not. Nice try though.

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