Miscellaneous: Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month.... - FML

By light_talker - 14/01/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

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By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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By Princess - 28/05/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML

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By bug20 - 18/07/2016 09:27 - United States - Wooster

Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML

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By gangstalicious - 08/05/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML

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By Activesleeper - 24/09/2017 11:59 - Australia - Flinders

Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 04:02 - Japan - Okayama

Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML

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By astalkerindeed - 16/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

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By hippie88 - 05/10/2019 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I figured out why I've used triple the amount of cellphone minutes than I usually do over the past month since moving out. Is it because I suddenly have a social life now that I'm living on my own? No. All those calls were made to my mom because I'm lonely. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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stormoftara 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:59

I use hardly any minutes, but hundreds of text messages. I don't like talking on the phone much.

24788 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:57

What? People say it's bad when you talk too much on your phone, but it's a problem when you don't talk enough?

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Iissosmart 5

Sunday 13 June 2010 1:24

damn I use like 5000 txts a month

lailax3 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 0:52

who the hell were u talkin to for 9 whole minutes??? haha :)

allylolll 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 12:15

I used almost 50,000 texts in one month....... an I'm not even overexaggerating..

CableX17 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:03

Ally I'm impressed. I txt my gf whenever she's awake, all day every day, and I hardly clear six in a month. How the hell did you top 50? (talkin in thousands in case u didn't notice)

Toriahh 21

Tuesday 10 August 2010 2:03

I love how you people are talking about how much you text. I'm guessing most of you are adults cause I'm sending about 15,000 a month when I'm in school.

020266t 5

Saturday 18 September 2010 11:57

same with me, except I have 450 min

roydawgg 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 3:54

ydi for still paying for minutes

Goaliefriend 5

Monday 11 October 2010 17:16

wow really! I use 375 minutes a month and like 3,750 texts a month!!! and I only have 250 minutes and 2,000 a month! FAIL! to you!

wafflesgirl24 0

Friday 25 February 2011 14:24

why don't you get a track phone? (:

randomstudios 0

Friday 25 March 2011 3:28

$700/min? If you're going to lie, at least make it believable.

randomstudios 0

Friday 25 March 2011 3:31

sorry. 700 minuets/month? Get a better plan.

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