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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By TheSacredTeddyBear - 31/07/2013 03:06 - United States - Independence

Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML

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By jackskellington - 11/02/2015 04:34 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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By claudio117 - 08/04/2012 09:16 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

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By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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Huey_Freeman 4

Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:04

Dig up his grandmother for his birthday.

foshizzle82 7

Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:04

Well that was very thoughtful of him! Does he hate you?

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summer4me 25

Wednesday 17 October 2012 20:06

Well now you can treasure until your time comes :) a little morbid but sweet nonetheless

weatherxveins 29

Wednesday 17 October 2012 22:19

For some reason, the thing I find most disturbing is that he's probably had them sitting around somewhere for years..

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 17 October 2012 22:22

You should take your father to get a mental evaluation...

88vivera 9

Thursday 18 October 2012 2:07

That's so sad!

blutigenbonbon 10

Thursday 18 October 2012 3:43

Awwwww but that's awesome! D:

blutigenbonbon 10

Thursday 18 October 2012 3:43

Awwwww but that's awesome! D:

Metallica36176 16

Thursday 18 October 2012 4:53

Wait....he kept them that long? Or did you have the taxidermied rabbits back then, after you had them when they were alive?

bonice14 1

Thursday 18 October 2012 16:40

Thats awful!

jdm_powered 6

Sunday 23 December 2012 6:00

It was a family hare-loom.

kittenmeownyan 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:25

Thought that counts?

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