Miscellaneous: Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti...

By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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Spooked

By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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My dear neighbor

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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Suburbia

By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 14:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street, about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

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Monday 11 July 2011 16:15

darren would be getting an ass whoopin and he better start cleaning.

greenbox 0

Monday 11 July 2011 16:17

the first that I do when my property gets raped is post on fml. not call the police, but share my story with the Internet.

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shutupK 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:54

when I first read this I thought it said "giraffe" dicks.. hmm.. now that would be different.

iluffmcrandbvb 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:07

my ex boyfriends name Is Darren and he lives in australia 0.o

JessikaJule 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:34

damn that sucks!!!!!! -____-

lopezk 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:20

Ouchh! I hope darren can come up wit some money to pay for all the mess !

maddie2015 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:09

that sucks so bad....

Miguel11167 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 10:25

Keloid Meighbors, I suppose.

daydreamer244 13

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:54

hey at least u ain't the fool who waisted their time ******* up the wrong house

IDntGiveARass 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:52

Odd Future was at your house

sammygirl8 0

Friday 15 July 2011 17:51

call da police!

StudMuffinette 17

Friday 15 July 2011 20:35

Aww, FYL

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