By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
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dissapointed101 4

darren would be getting an ass whoopin and he better start cleaning.

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greenbox 0

the first that I do when my property gets raped is post on fml. not call the police, but share my story with the Internet.

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darkangel4700 0

make Darren buy u some paint paint over evrything that got graffitied and fix ur lawn and make him pay for it all... one other thing, do u live in the ghetto???

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pink_raindrops 26

You can't get the neighbour to pay for everything because it was meant to happen to him. They need to find out who would do this by talking to him..chances are he would know who he pissed off that badly. Then the cops should be able to sort everything out.

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devilduckcr 0

u got griefed!!!

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andymus_maximus 0

Im sure darren would have a fair idea who the perp was. Hit him up for info and then hit up the cops.

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sydmior 10

Wait, it says "Suck on this Darren." Not "Suck on this -Darren". What if it was meant for Darren but was from a different neighbor? In which case he completely failed. And it doesn't sound like you did something to piss Darren off, so FYL in either case.

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Jasonf6 0

Yet another woman who thinks it's okay to damage he ex's stuff but would explode and get her friends to gang up on him if he did it. Hypocrite.

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