Duped

By Ennui - 20/02/2010 19:12 - United States

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Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 336
You deserved it 10 268
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perdix 29

Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

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DGross 8

Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved

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NeonWar__ 0

YDI for lettin yourself get romanced by a fecker.

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theian01 3

Call the cops. Give his name and where he lives. Easy as that.

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djsledgehammer 0

fyl for having to copy other fmls cuz ur 2 stupid to b original

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Melkezidech 0

Don't worry, as soon as your boyfriend sees the kinky sodomy in your browsing history.......he'll probally be aroused. Nevermind then, FYL indeed.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Agree with 10 and 26. Why would you think he was sincere? You didn't know what kind of person he was? YDI but FYL anyway.

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Cristaderzi 0

What can the cops do? its her fault for being so carelesdً!!

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Googolman 29

That sucks, OP. I hope you find out who had stolen your money, laptop, and ex-boyfriend.

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yeahidgaf 0

first!!!:D and **** that bitch FYL never date people like that

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reyemrein 0

your boyfriend is a bipolar escape artist

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boyguydudemalema 0

i would've stayed if u weren't so ugly, btw i wasn't me who stole ur laptop and money it was ur dad, who thinks ur ugly too.

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sd3tris 0

was it reqd? think 5 times before u decide.

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afatmonkey 0

YDI it for having toasterphillia. That's just wrong.

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pepper3434 0

He's your ex right? You guys broke up two days ago... Your not very bright are you? YDI

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Underground818 0

damn that sucks

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comatoast 0

That's funny as hell. Hope you liked the dick bitch because that's all he left you with

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kallielou 10

3rd, u should never hook back up with exes... or this will happen :P

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snowking_fml 0

but angry sex/ makeup sex is the best sex

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juniorsgay 0

yes it is.....but sierously u can get ur stuff back

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Lordlucian 0

xD comment removed! FYL OP

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