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By Glutton for Punishment. - 07/09/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

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By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By Markeesha - 15/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Eaton

Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML

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By hahahaha090114 - 30/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:21

You were dumped for a LAWYER? Yep, FYL.

AliaChen 5

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:20

she's a bitch, forget her

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RFetsch 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:27

Dude that sux. Kill em both?

JillianlikesVogu 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:25

...Eh, pretty sure that only works in films.

IIIXIII 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 14:07

oh, it works in real life...haha

awesomesauce8 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:29

bahahahahahahahah

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:31

18th

leana00 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:31

Vat! that sucks. bitch slap her!

nhuda 4

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:32

sucks sorry OP

gebus 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:34

take her for all she's worth - take everything house and all - kick her out today if still there

wuzgudhomzz 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:34

I pity the fool :(

Xavi89 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:36

get over it an move on!

machiko_fml 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:39

If she left you for someone else, she clearly isn't worth your time OP

taaaaylorRenee 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:47

thaat totally suucks!/:

lexahlovesyou 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:47

Who cares? She's a *****.

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