By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 04:28 - United States

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Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
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lenalee96 22

wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.

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CallMeHush 0

Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing ****** every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.

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dealwithitkid 0

I'm sorry that rly sucks but YDI for getting drunk in the first place

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BoneThugBaby 0

awww how cute u feel bad for urself cus ur a ******* ***** please do ur fiance a favor and kill urself :D

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GLOCKMAMA 0

YDI it for faking it! If they think ur getting off then they assume their job is done & they're clear 4 take off. I've never faked it & I've never had sex where I didn't get mine. See how this works.

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tommybgoode 0

You just did yourself a huge favor. Don't be such a doormat next time and spare him the cheating later when you realize you need a satisfying sex life

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pimplayer 0

dudeeeeeee evey woman in this world can have a ******! just takes the right man for the job $$$

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Clarice1 9

Sorry OP! Hope you and your fiance can talk about this and improve things. Imagine how great it would be to have the love of your life AND great sex :]

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DjeePee 24

*BIEEEP* Wrong answer sir, not every woman is capable to ******. Try better next time.

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