Miscellaneous: Some people are just lazy - FML

Some people are just lazy

By Anonymous - 22/06/2017 00:00

Today, while working, I saw a man napping under a tree. He was still there 3 hours later. Turns out he was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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By mcdeez - 22/09/2009 02:06 - New Zealand

Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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It's alive!

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

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Nightmare fuel

By Traumatized - 12/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Thursday 22 June 2017 0:50

The main question is: was he dead 3 hours earlier?

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 22 June 2017 0:49

Seems like a rather peaceful way to go though.

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stinkfire0971 20

Thursday 22 June 2017 0:25

Oof

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 22 June 2017 0:49

Seems like a rather peaceful way to go though.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 22 June 2017 0:50

The main question is: was he dead 3 hours earlier?

Tiva Hope 7

Thursday 22 June 2017 1:30

Right!!! Like did you witness the death or just after?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 22 June 2017 1:35

**** YOUR life, indeed!

hunterseal 18

Thursday 22 June 2017 1:48

well how would you know? it's not your fault you didn't want to disturb him. it was his time , nothing you could have done three hours earlier would have prevented it. he died in nature not in a shitty hospital

GhostFox 33

Thursday 29 June 2017 8:50

Unless he died from something he would have survived if he had gotten medical treatment. In which case he probably died scared, alone, and probably in pain.

flute108 9

Thursday 22 June 2017 2:21

This sounds like the opening to Paper Towns by John Green

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 22 June 2017 10:09

RIP mysterious man, RIP.

Sandy Matthiessen 7

Thursday 22 June 2017 20:05

wow

I_Like_Boobs 14

Wednesday 28 June 2017 9:07

Well that escalated fast lol

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