By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 04:28 - United States

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Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
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lenalee96 22

wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.

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CallMeHush 0

Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing ****** every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.

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rofflewaffle 9

Reading Kyla's comment with her picture staring out at me like that really makes me want to go take a shower.

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Sleekhope 0

Don't fake it. I feel bad for the guy.

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rockstatic 0

You openly admit you lie constantly to the love of your life? Here's hoping you shape up or he ships you out. Not cool, OP.

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SubjectX 0

then don't get drunk you stupid bitch.

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skittle68 0

Agreed- why lie about it?? I don't pretend to ******, but sex isn't really about that for me... I'm perfectly happy without one.

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Quest_ 13

You are an idiot who is sabotaging her own sex life and relationship. Do you want to have good sex or not?! ****!

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yazmi_09 3

there are too many fml's about faking orgasms, if we don't tell guys what we want they aren't gonna be able to figure it own on their own at least half the time, come on now

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mad2physicist 0

We men WANT to know how to please you women! It is very hurtful to us when you lie, we want you to enjoy it as much as we do! Tell the fücking truth! This isn't FYL, this is F your fiancé's life because he had a lying idiot for a girl! (Yes, I am generalizing here, I am sure some men are pigs).

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ambrz 0

yes I definitely feel you on that one 45 haha

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848901 0

Then you need to start watching how much you drink

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