By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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EvilTwerp 12

That greedy bitch!

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missL1z 5

It wouldn't show up on yours either. Give her what she wants because she probably thought really hard about it to even wait it out.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Interesting username. What does it mean?

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xSorry_fml 10

The leading cause of divorce is marriage.

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bubo_fml 10

Why are divorces expensive? 'Cause they're fukkin' worth it!!

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celina_buddie 6

You deserve it because you said "New Year's" -.- its new year

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Fossilcoronet 0

Yes you're right the financial year does not end at new years.

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Basballplaya16 4

Hey gotta give it to her for being smart about it that's a woman's win my friend deal with it.

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cloodiem 0

Good for her, you're a bit of a dick to do it around Christmas.

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Fossilcoronet 0

But the tax year does not end until march 31st.

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mbrooks5110 0

That's stupid as long as you were married for most of the year you both could use married for this tax return.

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