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You didn't look far enough. The real love of your life is the buffet across the room. Send me an invitation to the wedding.

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Dear mods, If the idiot above (feathergoosewhatever)will continue to stain the comments section with his shit, then at least make a fool out of him so it's entertaining for the rest of us. Sincerely, ManInTheMachine

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Maybe there's a guy on the other side of the room and he'll turn around and they'll lock eyes like in the movies.

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After reading this FML I immediately knew this would be the 1st comment. I was right! :D

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If you guys aren't smart enough to realize that this was a forever alone meme then I honestly don't know what to do.

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I'VE GOTTEN THIS ONE!!! And it WAS a family member! My 6 year old step son!!! I thought it was hilarious, he sunk in his seat and said '....embarrassing.' haha!

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wow u are gorgeous. respond if ur interested in possibly meeting a new guy. im 18 single 6' and 150 lbs and not ugly i promise

You didn't look far enough. The real love of your life is the buffet across the room. Send me an invitation to the wedding.

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Technically speaking, the Chinese lady that refills the tubs of Chinese food. You know that one short one that you always have to side step when you have your plate to fill and she runs into you with steaming hot containers or olden Chinese delicacy.

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Maybe the reference was passed over because the title wasn't capitalized? I know I would have if I didn't make a double-take.

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"Local fortune cookie wins lawsuit over aspiring lawyer!" I don't understand how you, someone who wants to be lawyer, think you can sue a cookie.

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She can be added to the infamous list of Americans who try to sue for the most moronic things ever. One lady tried to sue Disneyland because their food made her fat.. People like that need a slap in face.

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Watch out, we've got a badass over here! And his name happens to be fbear. Hmm. Honestly, if you know you're not thinking straight, then don't comment. And if what's on your mind is stupid, stuff it; preferably up your ass, where your head most likely is.

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71, you are right in saying comments are for speaking your mind, so if I don't like a comment, why should I water things down? If I make fun of someone, I am honestly speaking my mind. If I call someone a dumb ass, that is what is on my mind. Is it rude? Sure. Is it insensitive? Yeah. I still have every right to say that though, and don't tell me otherwise. If she can't handle other's opinions, it is on her to defend herself, or get over it.

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I'm the one pursuing a useless subject? Shall I remind you that you're replying to my comments too? But I guess trying to get the last word in counts as "doing something that will do something (whatever the fuck that means) in my life." Night night troll. Nice chatting with you.

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It's sad to say that we both come from Canada... I'm ashamed that our country can produce losers like you...

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I have never seen someone who is as 13 years old as fbear is. You are the embodiment of everything I hate.

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I think she meant sue the company that makes the fortune cookie. Also stories of Americans frivolously suing the shit out of businesses are usually a) total bullshit or b)half truths with information left out. There was an article about it on Cracked.

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194- Even if she did mean sue the company, which I'm sure she did, then it was still a stupid suggestion. If I walk up to you and yell you that you're going to get into a car crash, are you going to sue me? No way. Because, like the fortune cookie, I didn't actually do anything.

I had that once. My brother was sitting opposite me. We laughed at how weird it was, I ate the cookie and resumed talking about movies.

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That happened to me too. Except it was my sister and instead of proceeding to talk about movies, she winked and whispered 'I love you'...

Too bad that ending "in bed" to the end of this one doesn't make for a funny conciliatory prize.

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