By W T F - 03/06/2015 07:22 - United States - Jacksonville

Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
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Destinee_1 13

As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull ******** that.

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bbychii 20

wearing short shorts and happened to have her legs propped up and spread when dad walked in?

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reaper4012 2

why am I not surprised this came from Alabama?

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miss_amphetamine 24

Maybe he accidentally walked in on her showering, or changing or something. Or if she was wearing shorts and sitting a certain way, depending on the exact place the hickey was, it wouldn't be impossible for this to happen without anything weird going on.

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imbedderdenu 23

She ran around in just her panties and dad saw. it happens. some families are more open and free.

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hordriss 14

It says you're from Alabama so that probably explains it. (just kidding).

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Tannasgh 22

Coulda been worse...you could have put it on the inside of her ass crack near her ( /* )

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Death69 24

This is NOT helping Alabama's reputation right now...

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Manic1 13

Maybe he walked in on her getting dressed? Or she wears really skimpy bathing suits? I am just trying to put any excuse out there besides the disturbing one of them being more than father and daughter.

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lostmongoose 23

So what about that southern gun nut stereotype, funny stuff right

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