Intimacy: Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her...

By W T F - 03/06/2015 07:22 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML

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By tehhotness - 27/03/2009 14:13 - United States

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By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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By hoovered - 04/03/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon. FML

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Purple rain, purple rain

By wtf?! - 30/05/2020 05:00

Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By mrniceguy - 23/02/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

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Old dog, new tricks

By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML

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Dominion

By baby.momma2 - 26/11/2020 19:58

Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML

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KabamWolf 22

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:06

I incest you go see what happend

Destinee_1 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:08

As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull ******** that.

Comments

Kitsi 14

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:39

YDI. Hickeys are gross and trashy. But, yes it is extremely worrying he saw a hickey there.The only slightly non horrific scenario is she was wearing a bikini and it slipped a bit. other than that.. incest. EW

LOLouis_fml 24

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:01

What's a hickey?

randomcritic 14

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:08

Does she have a pool? Maybe she was wearing a swimsuit? I hope so

mia1764 6

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:13

well you do live in Alabama

1dvos_grl3 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:45

#101 You have to learn to have a sense of humor. Not just for this site, but in general. I'm naturally blonde and I freaking love blonde jokes. My best friend is black and she laughs her ass of at stereotypical black jokes. AND what about the stereotypes for Americans. Who the **** cares? Get over it.