eeeeewwwww sick o

It's like the dude watching **** found in his parents bedroom, masturbates to it and finds out it's his mom and step-dad. Don't ********** to naked people's pictures or videos you found in your house when you don't own it. It's bound to go wrong. Besides if this whole FML isn't even bad enough you actually use the phrase "beat my meat"

beat you will think of her every time u whack off now... >.<

So you randomly jacked off to a naked picture you found in your HOUSE? Pretty sure if I found nudes at my patents home I'd immediately skeptical.

u didn't know at first, just dnt think about it! nasty Fu$$ hahaha

How did you find out "later?" After you finished, you brought the pic to your Mom, and asked, "Who is this hot chick??" Uh, hello clearly she was someone related to you if her pic was lying around!

that is wat i call the epitome of awkwardness, making remarks about some1's features when its because of their race. its like going to a white dude and saying i feel sorry for u with ur anaemia

was she hot?

1st: dude maybe you shouldn't be trying to tenderize your own meat... (no one says beat my meat lmao) 2nd: maybe just some **** next time will do ya... wait didn't they have crazy wild hairy vag's back then ...ewwww

"beat my meat" ewwwww