Intimacy: Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided... - FML

By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

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Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

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Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 02:00

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Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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Weird kink but OK

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

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Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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ridder215 7

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:23

Ew.

KRoNiiK_fml 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:24

hmm.. don't beat your meat randomly

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doodlegirl90 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 4:35

Incest is best!!!

candiecane 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:45

buddy ... that's sick lol

angrynegro7 16

Friday 21 January 2011 22:12

EWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

darklingreaper 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 23:26

o ****! XD

marksbabygirl 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 4:51

wow thats really disgusting... i want to throw up now...

bandgeek0934 0

Monday 24 January 2011 0:38

Beat your meat...?

KillaKingPerrie 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:08

Can I get those pictures?

Puppyface171 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:46

Horny for your granny?

ParadoxInABox 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 11:43

I guess holiday dinners and family reunions will be a lot more interesting.

Nichole825 0

Friday 28 January 2011 5:58

bahahaha..gross!!! how bad did you feel ?

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