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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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You deserved it 2 347

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 17:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 72 954

By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 76 536

By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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You deserved it 13 515

By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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You deserved it 24 238

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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You deserved it 56 748

By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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You deserved it 75 808

By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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warsun 27

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:16

F your grandma's life actually

junkman6 22

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:17

There's drunk and then there's that. Maybe you shouldn't drink for a while?

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RusticChick 27

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:15

Let's hope your grandma didn't reply.

JMichael 25

Thursday 21 August 2014 0:16

With pics of her own...*shudders*

lnheritance 19

Thursday 21 August 2014 8:30

Granny panties, *shiver*.

Smiley_70 22

Thursday 21 August 2014 11:21

Why my lad I remember when your willy was tiny!

warsun 27

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:16

F your grandma's life actually

cinskeep43 15

Thursday 21 August 2014 0:41

yeah I'm sure she's so proud of her grandchildren

MSDemonslayer 5

Thursday 21 August 2014 4:26

Wow. I like your profile pic. Maplestory. I like that shit.

junkman6 22

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:17

There's drunk and then there's that. Maybe you shouldn't drink for a while?

cinskeep43 15

Thursday 21 August 2014 0:44

for a while?!?! how bout never lol

alice192823 24

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:18

Woah your poor grandma

alex_622 22

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:18

That was more than granny bargained for...

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Thursday 21 August 2014 1:11

Or less...

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:18

Did granny send nudes back?

AnOriginalName 19

Thursday 21 August 2014 0:17

Hopefully....

FmyL6 19

Thursday 21 August 2014 0:52

NOT!

LowExpectations 30

Thursday 21 August 2014 2:35

(Rocks back and forth, shaking head.) No, no, no, no, no, no.

J_Kertz 14

Friday 22 August 2014 10:59

#28 - People like you make me wonder...

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:19

Depending on how you played your cards, she either just took you off the will or just added you on it.

kabza 13

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:22

you deserve it for sending nude pics while drunk

foxwasalamb 24

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:26

maybe he feels more confident under the influence. who knows.

junkman6 22

Thursday 21 August 2014 0:50

If sending nudes to your grandma is confidence... I'll take 5 pitchers of timid please.

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Thursday 21 August 2014 1:12

Sending nudes is never very smart, easy to be used against you. To an ex, very bad.

oreoeater 21

Thursday 21 August 2014 2:30

your not exactly thinking straight when your drunk

sashin112792 7

Thursday 21 August 2014 3:40

Agreed, #50 but if you're drunk enough to send nudes to your grandma you might have a problem

orbit 22

Thursday 21 August 2014 21:42

It probably works better than an AA meeting though

IJG2000 16

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:22

This is on a whole new level of drunk

gramirez23 9

Thursday 21 August 2014 4:34

Dumbass of the day award goes to... Kev!! Congratulations.

stargirl_95 24

Wednesday 20 August 2014 23:26

If you're getting that drunk OP then I think you may have a problem.

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